cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
“what big eyes you have”
“the better to see your nudes with, my dear”
when you come back from an exam and everyone asks you how you did:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
